An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You probably did somewhere. I haven't checked these things in a while. You don't look like a demon.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

ANYA!

Shawn, Anya is awesome. She was a vengeance demon until she accidentially got herself turned into a human. In season five, she and Xander were dating, which is actually kind of ironic, because the whole reason she came to Sunnydale was to help Cordelia get revenge on Xander for cheating with his best friend, Willow.

Xander used to be kind of a ho.

Also, she's afraid of bunnies.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No demon here! I'm just... a normal guy who happens to commune with the spirits every so often. Totally human.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

You could if you wanted to! It would be pretty silly though, he's only ten years old.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You found things about my television show through communing with spirits? I thought they had ... what's it called? Google for that.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...Anya.

No Glaring. I mean it. I can't help who they assign to me.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is the stuff you were watching all those nights you wouldn't come and hang out with me?

Seriously, Gus? Seriously? I mean, I knew about the soap operas and all, but wow.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Shawn, do you want my help or not? This isn't being a geek, this is being informational.

Yeah, totally. If we had Buffy's writers, Juliet would be the main character and you and I would be relegated to the role of bait and/or comic relief.

Also the Chief would have turned into a demon.

I don't really know if she's single or not, if Angel's around. They have a very complex and complicated relationship, Shawn.

And he's not just a vampire. He's a vampire with a soul. Learn the difference.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed what the spirits are into.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

 
 
I could be pleasant to her face and only glare when her back is turned.

[disparages]

He looks pretty harmless, Angel.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess if I was ... created here, it makes sense.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

He reminds me a little of Lorne.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...no.

...please just stop it Anya. It's not like there's anything going on with us.

Us being me and You....and me and my roommate. No anything with any us's.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Shawn, Jasmine was only around for one season. Get with the program.

But yes. I'd check on what point in canon this Cordelia comes from, though. Buffy!verse Cordelia and Angel!verse Cordy are very different characters. And the goddess thing doesn't happen until season four, after Cordelia is tricked into becoming part demon to help cope with the pain of her visions.

Oh, right. Cordelia is an actual psychic. Also, she likes shoes. A lot.

[disparages]

Minus the green. Think he sings? Because the new office is definitely lacking the atmosphere of his karaoke nights.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

We could ask. I don't think we'll ever get a guy like Lorne around here again, but this guy seems willing to make the same amount of noise as him.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, the geekiness is being put to good use and I appreciate it. THANK YOU, GUS.

I would so watch a show where Juliet was the main character. Especially if she got to kick butt all the time. I'm just saying, I'd even put up with being comic relief for that. (You can be the bait, though.)

Yeah, I think that's officially too complicated for me to get involved with. Even Jules is more complicated than I usually go for and, again, there are no VAMPIRES in that situation. Besides, hooking up with someone you're living with? I did that once and it was bad juju all over. Whatever, it's no problem, I can totally be friends with a girl.

But uh, I can come live with you if they try to throw me out the window, right?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

...um...still not ringing a bell. I thought maybe he was the guy that had sex with the robot, but that was the other dude.

Let me see. If he went to high school with the rest of the Scoobies, then that means there was probably an almost apocalypse during his graduation? The mayor turned into a demon and the students pulled crossbows out and fought vampires. It was pretty boss.

What's up?

[disparages]

Then you'll probably be fine! Though I'd stay on the first floor if you ever decide to try anything evil.

[disparages]

Hey. I got you, didn't I? I figure everyone will show up sooner or later and you can't be slacking off on Angel Investigations when they do!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

True story: they told me how to set up my TiVo.

I'm also sensing that you might be coming by every so often. Tell me, what do you think of pineapple and/or classic cinema?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

You'll only have to worry about that if my father shows up.

And even then, the most evil I get is usually borrowing his stuff without asking.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

For what it's worth, I sing LIKE A BIRD. So does Gus! We were on American Duos together.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be bad to have some replacements, would it? Especially if this guy communes with the spirits. Right up our alley.