An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That would be me! Shawn Spencer.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SHAWN, ANGEL'S HERE TOO?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Who? What? Have they finally decided the Bible is a work of fiction, or are we talking more of the telenovela An-hel here?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

SHAWN DO YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING?

Angel. Of Buffy and Angel.

He's Buffy's first love, a vampire with a soul who can't ever experience true happiness, or else he loses his soul and turns evil. Which he and Buffy weren't aware of at the time that they first knocked boots. Eventually she had to kill him and send him to hell but he got better and they resumed their relationship before realizing that their love could never be.

...Well, actually, Angel got his own spin-off, which was really underrated. Up until Cordelia slept with Connor and gave birth to a beautiful, black goddess who actually turned out to have a worm-face.

That there was freaky stuff.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Okay, first of all, this honestly beats the Red Phantom thing for the geekiest thing I have ever seen you do.

Second, I had no idea science-fiction writers were that messed up, man! I'm glad those guys weren't in charge of our stuff. The worst I have to deal with is... you know, Henry.

Anyway, let me see if I have this straight: she's single now, but her ex-boyfriend is a vampire?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Shawn, do you want my help or not? This isn't being a geek, this is being informational.

Yeah, totally. If we had Buffy's writers, Juliet would be the main character and you and I would be relegated to the role of bait and/or comic relief.

Also the Chief would have turned into a demon.

I don't really know if she's single or not, if Angel's around. They have a very complex and complicated relationship, Shawn.

And he's not just a vampire. He's a vampire with a soul. Learn the difference.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, the geekiness is being put to good use and I appreciate it. THANK YOU, GUS.

I would so watch a show where Juliet was the main character. Especially if she got to kick butt all the time. I'm just saying, I'd even put up with being comic relief for that. (You can be the bait, though.)

Yeah, I think that's officially too complicated for me to get involved with. Even Jules is more complicated than I usually go for and, again, there are no VAMPIRES in that situation. Besides, hooking up with someone you're living with? I did that once and it was bad juju all over. Whatever, it's no problem, I can totally be friends with a girl.

But uh, I can come live with you if they try to throw me out the window, right?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

The name's Angel.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Cool, dude, nice to... internet-meet you. Are you a friend of Buffy's?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You could say that.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Oh! Say no more! I've sensed the truth.

Dude, you don't need to worry about me. But nice job on the spin-off.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

I haven't really looked into it.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, I've sensed that it was a pretty big success, so nice going!

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Sensed, huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm a psychic. Sorry, did I forget to mention that?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You probably did somewhere. I haven't checked these things in a while. You don't look like a demon.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No demon here! I'm just... a normal guy who happens to commune with the spirits every so often. Totally human.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You found things about my television show through communing with spirits? I thought they had ... what's it called? Google for that.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed what the spirits are into.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess if I was ... created here, it makes sense.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

True story: they told me how to set up my TiVo.

I'm also sensing that you might be coming by every so often. Tell me, what do you think of pineapple and/or classic cinema?