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[ex_wells219]

So I think we're starting a D&D campaign, would anyone else be interested in playing? Warren's DMing so be prepared for powergaming. I think we have a no n00bs house rule, but if you really really are serious about learning to play I guess you can borrow a few books and I'll walk you through character creation and stuff. Ability to add and subtract and an interest in fantasy is a plus!! It's really only gonna be a monthly thing, Jonathan and Warren and I are kinda busy with the store and everything.

Also I had my stitches out yesterday! It was exciting in an incredibly gross way.

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Time out, Elle. Geek culture references stop now.

[ex_wells219]

Because Kill Bill is a totally manly film, I mean, there's blood and everything.

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Reasons why Kill Bill was better than whatever nerd thing you were referencing:

1. Darryl Hannah.
2. Lucy Liu.
3. Uma Thurman.
4. Vivica A. Fox.
5. The fox who played Gogo.
6 - infinity. A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF HUGH JACKMAN.

[ex_wells219]

Chiaki Kuriyama. She was in Battle Royale. Also what the granola, Hugh Jackman is awesome in human form. Wolverine! Boy from Oz! I think you have serious mental health issues.

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[giantego]

ONE, Wolverine was the biggest pussy to ever come out of pop culture. He had more estrogen in his mutant body than I've ever seen in any grossly pregnant woman to walk the halls of Sacred Heart. TWO, Hugh Jackman played Curly in Oklahoma! which is without a doubt THE WORST musical I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through with my insane ex-wife and her equally insane but slightly sluttier little sister. THREE, Swordfish was an abomination and it makes me sick to even think about it. Good thing I'm a doctor, and I know that the only prescription is to NOT THINK ABOUT IT. FOUR, The Boy From Oz is about a boy who grzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OH I'M SORRY I SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOD DAMN BORING. FIVE, Have you seen his face? Ever? Evereverevereverever? The world bows down to Hugh Jackman and his disgusting, grossly disfigured face, and his girl hair, and his fake abs. He needs someone to look at him and go NO, NO, oh good god NO.

[ex_wells219]

Hee.

[giantego]

Oh, you're just precious, aren't you.