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[ex_wells219]

So I think we're starting a D&D campaign, would anyone else be interested in playing? Warren's DMing so be prepared for powergaming. I think we have a no n00bs house rule, but if you really really are serious about learning to play I guess you can borrow a few books and I'll walk you through character creation and stuff. Ability to add and subtract and an interest in fantasy is a plus!! It's really only gonna be a monthly thing, Jonathan and Warren and I are kinda busy with the store and everything.

Also I had my stitches out yesterday! It was exciting in an incredibly gross way.

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[magicbone]

also kick in for food!

[giantego]

Incredibly gross? Oh, thank you, thank you! I do my very very best to make every procedure as incredibly gross as I can. Why, Elle, I don't know what you're yammering on about now. It was the most beautiful and enriching experience of my life to date, and if the tears in your eyes were any indication, I'd say it was yours too.

[ex_wells219]

That too! Also we don't really need magic users so no-one's gonna have to learn the really complex rules right off the bat.

[ex_wells219]

Well you know once upon a time I used to faint at the sight of blood, less so since I started being a champion for the righteous or um whatever but there was definitely a degree of ew involved.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[giantego]

A champion for the righteous WHAT? No, wait, never mind. If I even so much as BREATHE a question around any one of you (there are three, right? because I get the other two oh! so! confused!) it'll start you off on an epic tale of woe and angst and doom and gloom and sorrow and blood and guts and pain and death and toil and trouble and getting the pale nerdy stuffing beaten out of you on the back of a schoolbus and you know what, Matilda? I am just reeeeeeally not up for that tonight! So forget that I asked. Please, god that I have never dreamed of believing in, PLEASE let him forget that I even asked.

[magicbone]

well um he kind of has a point? by kind of I mean totally.

[ex_wells219]

Asked what?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No one's making you play with me, Short Round. Also you two need to be challenged, it's good for you.

[giantego]

Good girl.

[ex_wells219]

No I mean, it's a compliment! Because your dungeons are epic and require 1337 skillz to be conquered. So like, people have to think, um, big. Or die.

[magicbone]

really because um I remember headlocks in the olden days.

[magicbone]

and the olden days could also be last week.

[magicbone]

but you know. at least he warned people!

[ex_wells219]

It wasn't a headlock, it was a persuasive conversation~!

[ex_wells219]

You know, if I have some weird gender identity crisis 'cause you keep nicknaming me after Roald Dahl and/or Tarantino characters, I'm coming crying to you.

[magicbone]

a persuasive conversation that cuts off the flow of oxygen to my brain?

[giantego]

Let me tell you, kid, you wouldn't be the first. Especially the crying part. I've had many a pair of scrubs ruined by the tears of the wild, persistent Newbie.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Tough love, midgetor.

[magicbone]

whatever okay I'm just saying um, a point, Andrew has one.

[ex_wells219]

Do tears ruin scrubs? That's pretty bad-quality clothing.

[ex_wells219]

Also a wild Newbie probably isn't anything like a Wild Saurion, but it's still making funny images in my head.

[ex_wells219]

I can has point?

[giantego]

Hers do. Or, really, only when they're Grade A Pathetic! The bitterness of a childhood spent entirely in theatre camps and gymnastics classes is something like an acid that eats through your clothes, and it can only be transferred by the long awaited hug-induced tears.

[giantego]

Time out, Elle. Geek culture references stop now.