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[ex_wells219]

So I think we're starting a D&D campaign, would anyone else be interested in playing? Warren's DMing so be prepared for powergaming. I think we have a no n00bs house rule, but if you really really are serious about learning to play I guess you can borrow a few books and I'll walk you through character creation and stuff. Ability to add and subtract and an interest in fantasy is a plus!! It's really only gonna be a monthly thing, Jonathan and Warren and I are kinda busy with the store and everything.

Also I had my stitches out yesterday! It was exciting in an incredibly gross way.

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[giantego]

A champion for the righteous WHAT? No, wait, never mind. If I even so much as BREATHE a question around any one of you (there are three, right? because I get the other two oh! so! confused!) it'll start you off on an epic tale of woe and angst and doom and gloom and sorrow and blood and guts and pain and death and toil and trouble and getting the pale nerdy stuffing beaten out of you on the back of a schoolbus and you know what, Matilda? I am just reeeeeeally not up for that tonight! So forget that I asked. Please, god that I have never dreamed of believing in, PLEASE let him forget that I even asked.

[ex_wells219]

Asked what?

[giantego]

Good girl.

[ex_wells219]

You know, if I have some weird gender identity crisis 'cause you keep nicknaming me after Roald Dahl and/or Tarantino characters, I'm coming crying to you.

[giantego]

Let me tell you, kid, you wouldn't be the first. Especially the crying part. I've had many a pair of scrubs ruined by the tears of the wild, persistent Newbie.

[ex_wells219]

Do tears ruin scrubs? That's pretty bad-quality clothing.

[giantego]

Hers do. Or, really, only when they're Grade A Pathetic! The bitterness of a childhood spent entirely in theatre camps and gymnastics classes is something like an acid that eats through your clothes, and it can only be transferred by the long awaited hug-induced tears.

[ex_wells219]

I still think that your hospital cut costs in the scrubs department. Especially since theatre camp doesn't induce bitterness! Though the initiaiton rituals were pretty intense.

[giantego]

DID YOU GO TO THEATRE CAMP, ELLE?

[giantego]

Oh for the love of all that is tall, blonde, hot and holy. It's like Christmas and my birthday and daylight savings time and Bob Kelso's death all rolled into one!

[ex_wells219]

Um, yes? Once band camp, but that has unsavoury Jason Biggs-related associations so I'm less defensive about it.

[giantego]

This explains so much.

[ex_wells219]

Also a wild Newbie probably isn't anything like a Wild Saurion, but it's still making funny images in my head.

[giantego]

Time out, Elle. Geek culture references stop now.

[ex_wells219]

Because Kill Bill is a totally manly film, I mean, there's blood and everything.

[giantego]

Reasons why Kill Bill was better than whatever nerd thing you were referencing:

1. Darryl Hannah.
2. Lucy Liu.
3. Uma Thurman.
4. Vivica A. Fox.
5. The fox who played Gogo.
6 - infinity. A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF HUGH JACKMAN.

[ex_wells219]

Chiaki Kuriyama. She was in Battle Royale. Also what the granola, Hugh Jackman is awesome in human form. Wolverine! Boy from Oz! I think you have serious mental health issues.

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[giantego]

ONE, Wolverine was the biggest pussy to ever come out of pop culture. He had more estrogen in his mutant body than I've ever seen in any grossly pregnant woman to walk the halls of Sacred Heart. TWO, Hugh Jackman played Curly in Oklahoma! which is without a doubt THE WORST musical I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through with my insane ex-wife and her equally insane but slightly sluttier little sister. THREE, Swordfish was an abomination and it makes me sick to even think about it. Good thing I'm a doctor, and I know that the only prescription is to NOT THINK ABOUT IT. FOUR, The Boy From Oz is about a boy who grzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OH I'M SORRY I SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOD DAMN BORING. FIVE, Have you seen his face? Ever? Evereverevereverever? The world bows down to Hugh Jackman and his disgusting, grossly disfigured face, and his girl hair, and his fake abs. He needs someone to look at him and go NO, NO, oh good god NO.

[ex_wells219]

Hee.

[giantego]

Oh, you're just precious, aren't you.