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[ex_wells219]

So I think we're starting a D&D campaign, would anyone else be interested in playing? Warren's DMing so be prepared for powergaming. I think we have a no n00bs house rule, but if you really really are serious about learning to play I guess you can borrow a few books and I'll walk you through character creation and stuff. Ability to add and subtract and an interest in fantasy is a plus!! It's really only gonna be a monthly thing, Jonathan and Warren and I are kinda busy with the store and everything.

Also I had my stitches out yesterday! It was exciting in an incredibly gross way.

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[magicbone]

also kick in for food!

[ex_wells219]

That too! Also we don't really need magic users so no-one's gonna have to learn the really complex rules right off the bat.

[giantego]

Incredibly gross? Oh, thank you, thank you! I do my very very best to make every procedure as incredibly gross as I can. Why, Elle, I don't know what you're yammering on about now. It was the most beautiful and enriching experience of my life to date, and if the tears in your eyes were any indication, I'd say it was yours too.

[ex_wells219]

Well you know once upon a time I used to faint at the sight of blood, less so since I started being a champion for the righteous or um whatever but there was definitely a degree of ew involved.

[giantego]

A champion for the righteous WHAT? No, wait, never mind. If I even so much as BREATHE a question around any one of you (there are three, right? because I get the other two oh! so! confused!) it'll start you off on an epic tale of woe and angst and doom and gloom and sorrow and blood and guts and pain and death and toil and trouble and getting the pale nerdy stuffing beaten out of you on the back of a schoolbus and you know what, Matilda? I am just reeeeeeally not up for that tonight! So forget that I asked. Please, god that I have never dreamed of believing in, PLEASE let him forget that I even asked.

[ex_wells219]

Asked what?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[magicbone]

well um he kind of has a point? by kind of I mean totally.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No one's making you play with me, Short Round. Also you two need to be challenged, it's good for you.

[magicbone]

really because um I remember headlocks in the olden days.

[magicbone]

and the olden days could also be last week.

[magicbone]

but you know. at least he warned people!

[ex_wells219]

No I mean, it's a compliment! Because your dungeons are epic and require 1337 skillz to be conquered. So like, people have to think, um, big. Or die.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Pretty much my motto.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Anyway, maybe I wasn't talking about that part and was actually protesting the borrowing of my manuals. Reference books cannot be check out of the library, dude.

[disparages]

I think it will be easier if Jonathan hears this from you, but I want absolutely nothing humanly imaginable to do with this. I figure I'm not really invited anyway but god, just fyi.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah it's more a volunteer thing than an invitation thing, and also he can read! But uh, it's cool, we won't be playing D&D like 24/7.

[disparages]

Yeah, see, I don't even want to know what the D's stand for.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know if you really wanted to please him Cordelia, chainmail bikinis are both hot and thematic.

[magicbone]

that's um. that's really more your thing.

[disparages]

Uh huh. You'd better start working on another one of those brain control guns if you guys expect to see that.

[magicbone]

gkjskj I didn't expect you to.

[cleavered.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh! Rena hasn't played in a very long time, but she'd like to try again.

[ex_wells219]

Wow, a girl!! Okay, that sounds good, you're gonna have to deal with Warren being a freak over his books though.

[cleavered.livejournal.com]

That's alright, Rena's very good with keeping things in order! I can bring snacks too, if you want.