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LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN, BABYLON. GO BACK IN TIME. GIVE ME A FUCKING TIME TURNER. SOME BLOODY MIRACLE THING LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? SOMETHING THAT'LL TAKE ME OUT OF HERE.

BY THE WAY, MORE INTERESTING THAN HARRY POTTER, THANKS.



Not that you're not interesting, Potter! Just less interesting. Kind of broody, if you ask me. Can't be very uplifting to read those things.

Comments

[magicbone]

minor Harry Potter characters ftw?

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

NOT MINOR. VERY IMPORTANT. I ALMOST DIED SAVING A FIRSTIE.

[magicbone]

oh yeah that part! I totally remember now. um, welcome to Babylon.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

So you've read about the amazing adventures of Michael Corner?

[magicbone]

um I'm almost done with Deathly Hallows finally so. yeah, you could say that.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Which one's that again? BECAUSE I WAS THERE FOR A LOT OF HARRY'S LIFE, YOU KNOW.

[magicbone]

um. your seventh year. you're kind of not in his life there.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

RIGHT. I WAS FIGHTING THE WAR.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Note to self: book title. The Amazing Adventures of Michael Corner.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

And....

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

What?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

New title: The Uninspired Adventures Of Michael Corner, Fucking Prick.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

CORRECTION.

The Extremely Inspired Adventures of Michael Corner, Fucking Gorgeous Prick.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Most boring book ever. Plus that title's too long.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck off, Ant.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love it so when you swear at me, Mike.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Suck me harder, bitch?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Er, that's a little too much, thanks Mike. But hey, whatever floats your goat.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Just saying that to hide how turned on you are. Don't worry—I'm sure it's okay to wank here.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I dunno, they might consider that wasteful.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Wonder if we can get paid for that.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Who are you calling minor.

[magicbone]

um don't blame me, blame JK Rowling?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I do, oh how I do.