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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!

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[postits]

Paltry. You could have just asked for a raise.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows a waitress's real income is in tips, Rube, and it was only meant to be temporary anyway. But now that I have another mouth to feed it really puts things in perspective. I'm quitting!

[postits]

What will you do instead?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Well, something I forgot in all the apocalypse and interdimensional travel is that one of my many unlauded talents is monetary gain. Even if I can't triple my income in the stock market, I still think I can make a decent go of it if I remember to stick to my strengths!

[postits]

Then I wish you luck, Ms. Anya. The restaurant will miss you and your unique way of getting customers to stick to what's on the menu.