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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!

Comments

[postits]

Paltry. You could have just asked for a raise.

[albatrossish]

It's a faulty representation. Had to be rewired. Would have made the necessary changes but it was running expensive and I don't have a soldering iron. Now it's just in pieces.

[hirohiko]

Have you tried playing with it? My little sister had one of those virtual pets once and it loved to play games or something.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I don't think they live long enough to get scholarships.

[disparages]

Hold on, look at it this way. I'm imagining these scenarios for your future mini demons- which is worse; Singe mom or mom and dad Xander. That second one sounds a little hopeless if you ask me.

[ex_wells219]

I'm gonna throw out the same offer I did to Buffy, if you need a, uh, babysitter? I'm totally there.