(no subject)

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!

Comments

[ex_aint86]

Just keepin the doctor from smacking you halfway across the city, not that I wouldn't mind seeing that myself, but it wouldn't be a good start to the life he's gonna be settlin into here. Plus then you'd probably do somethin nasty to him and River here would have to kill you and in general it's just a mess I ain't got no interest in cleaning up. Got it?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh could she do that?

You know you're giving me a lot of credit for nasty considering that as your friend says you don't even know me.

[ex_aint86]

She can look out for herself, let's just keep it at that. And I know we ain't been properly introduced but I think I know enough about you to be goin on with, "死不要脸".

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh. My babelfish tells me she's an interesting girl.

[ex_aint86]

That she is, but you're gonna have to take your babelfish's word for it.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Are you done? I don't like it when you comment in my posts. You killed Tara, and she was my friend.

[magicbone]

and it just got awkward.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know, the witch already gave me this speech before helping me get rid of that pesky epidermis of mine so if you could just spare me.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

And it would've been me if she hadn't. I was never much of a monologuer myself. I always just got right to the vengeance. It speaks for itself.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I know you can't do anything to me, I'm not scared of you.

[ex_wells219]

Anya...

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Just be thankful it's not Anyanka anymore.

[ex_wells219]

I am. Please don't go all vengeance-y again.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Hmph.