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Apr. 18th, 2008 06:34 pmI fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!
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Date: 2008-04-19 10:48 am (UTC)How good are you with feet? I like to wear heels.
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Date: 2008-04-19 10:52 am (UTC)Decent~!