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[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Hey, do babies drink beer? Cause milk will just make it fat. Wait, what about a Zima? Roxas likes that shit and he and this kid are actually kinda the same age. you know, 1.

Good luck, baby. You better start training now if you want to beat the whatsits undefeated record.

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Axel, if you harm this baby we will both end up in prison. Just leave it alone and try to find the formula.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you roommate needs his skull cracked, Dana. Kind of in the mood. I'm sure you can imagine just how well this whole little "project" sits with me.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Hey, sweetheart, shouldn't you moms be gentle or something?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Mom-to-be. And ever heard of maternal instinct? It's instinct to tear anyone who might hurt your children into tiny bloody pieces.

And don't call me sweetheart, Zima boy.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Zima is for children. I'm timeless.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course you are, Zima.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Why don't you find a mother tiger and ask her that question, Axel.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And this is why I like you, Dana.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

You'll be the first to know, Selina. And I can only imagine - I've never thought of myself as particularly maternal, but the thought of these children in the hands of some of our fellow citizens is distressing, to say the least.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If this is the way the government handles family planning, looks like I've got about 8.5 months to find a way home or find a way to change things.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It's surprising that they would be willing to put the children at any risk, given their importance to the future of the human race. I would've thought they would be kept under lock and key, not freely distributed as part of a lesson on how to change diapers.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And lock and key isn't all that better an alternative.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

If there's a way home, I will do whatever is in my power to help find it. If we are to remain here indefinitely, change is certainly in order.

But first I have to put this baby to sleep, and then perhaps try to get some of the spit-up off of my blouse.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, I have plenty of experience with change.

Best of luck with the baby.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I'm not hurting it!!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Did it occur to you to wonder what alcohol might do to a baby's liver?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

No, what?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

The liver is responsible for breaking down toxins, such as alcohol, into a less harmful form so that its components can be passed from the body or absorbed. If this metabolic pathway is taxed by excessive consumption of alcohol, the liver will be unable to perform its function and the subject may become comatose or even die. Since babies are very small, the amount of alcohol the liver can process would be proportional.

In other words, it would be bad. Don't do it.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

tl;dr

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Please see the last line of my previous comment.

If that fails, just the last three words will do.