Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



[Filter: Private]

The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That's a policy that might get you into trouble here, Ms. Kyle, but I've no doubt that you know how to take care of yourself.

I'm Agent Dana Scully, by the way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

They told me I "came from" a comic book. So do you have some sort of super nerd powers or are you merely your run-of-the-mill fanboy?

Heh, Mearly.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I take it you're acquainted with Mearly?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Selina's fine. And yes, lifetime of experience taking care of myself.

Your name is ringing a bell, but I'm not sure which one. What kind of agent, may I ask?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigations. At least, that's what I did in my own world - now I'm working as a forensic pathologist in private investigative firm run by a vampire.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

We've met.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

FBI, hmm? I won't hold it against you.

And I don't mean to laugh at the last part, but yeah. This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder. And that's taking into account my life back home.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he doesn't have the super power of making a great impression.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I think I'd better let you draw your own conclusions.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that.

And go ahead, laugh. I practice saying my current job description out loud regularly, in the hopes that one day I'll start to believe it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Considering I've hung out with an alien who flies around in a red cape calling himself Superman of all things, I'm probably not in a position to laugh at the absurdity of your life. But thank you.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I'm talking to someone who claims to know Superman. And I believe it.

Looks like the rest of my evening will be spent having a nervous breakdown.

[forourlife.livejournal.com]

(*ﾟｰﾟ)v Shiki Misaki! You're Ms. Kyle, right? °ﾟ°｡｡ヾ( ~▽~)ﾂ°ﾟ° It's nice to meet you!

Well..... I've always wanted to be a fashion designer. (･ω･｡)(-ω-｡)(･ω･｡)(-ω-｡) The fashion here is awful, so, you know, I figured it's a good place to start!! ヾ(*´・ω・`*) I'd like to think that I have a new start here.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...just how popular were these comics?

Yeah, if you didn't see my little announcement above, aka Catwoman. The alien is a friend of a friend. And sadly, a dog person.

With you on the nervous breakdown. I'd be drinking right now except, you know, pregnant. This is just... worst timing ever.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you too, Shiki Misaki. Think you'll be up for designing some comfortable-yet-flattering maternity wear in a few months?

[forourlife.livejournal.com]

(*´・ω・)´・ω・)´・ω・) Just Shiki is fine, Ms. Kyle, really!

I don't really have many plans yet! (ﾟωﾟ)(｡_｡)(ﾟωﾟ)(｡_｡) But!! If I get my hands on a sewing machine, I'm sure I could whip something up!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Pretty famous. I'm not exactly a comics buff, though I did see the movies they did of Batman and Superman. You might be able to find them here, if you're interested, though I regret to say that the person to ask would be Mr. Mears or his associates.

No drinking, hm? How do you feel about brownies? I know it's no human chair, but as a housewarming gift you could do worse.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Thanks Shiki. I'll keep an eye out for your designs.

[forourlife.livejournal.com]

(*ﾟoﾟ*)(*ﾟoﾟ*)(*ﾟoﾟ*) You'll see me soon! Promise!!

I'll tell you as soon as I can find one!! ヾ(｡･ω･｡)ｸ

[giantego]

Oh. That's nice.




You're not Halle Berry.

[magicbone]

yes in the way that it's not a bad place, no in the way that um you probably aren't actually interested.

[giantego]

Superheroes aren't my thing. I can't promise that the nerds won't be at our apartment salivating and jerking off twenty-four/seven, but what can you do. I'm used to it at this point.

Does this mean you don't respond to meows? Do you purr when you brush your own hair? Do you actually take baths or just lick yourself? ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A LITTER OF BABIES?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

You must really love cats, Dr. Cox, to invite so many of them to live in your home.

[giantego]

They weren't cracks, they were honest questions. If you come over too, it'll be a nerd watering hole in my living room!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Okay, they made movies? Plural? About Batman? The alien I can see, but B.? He'd... I don't know. Oh, you have no idea how much you've cheered me up, Dana. I must see these. Although I'm afraid to ask if I make an appearance. And does this mean that Batman's identity is common enough knowledge that I can refer to him by his actual name in mixed company?

I'm also afraid to ask how many associates Mearly has. But brownies would be manna from heaven right about now.