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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal, I know robots. It's what I do. I don't mean the kind that vacuum under your couch for you either, we are talking humanoid AI. And I think it's been pretty well established that you never know what wacky hijinks Babylon's got in store or more importantly when it's going to involve being torn limb from limb, whether those be made of bone or metal or some combination of the two. The meatbags already have the hospital and Cox to take care of them but I've been thinking I could be of some help to the more mechanically structured.

You may be thinking this is all fine and good and you'll just come around if the need arises but keep in mind that it'll be harder to figure out how you were put together if the original parts have been crushed into unrecognizability. I'd probably figure it out eventually but things could get a little experimental and it would take longer. You'd probably be better off seeing me before that happens so I can get some blueprints drawn up and figure out the parts I'd need or even just how I'd go about repairing the ones you've already got.

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm not saying yours isn't retarded.

[magicbone]

is yours more or less retarded?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Does it matter if you're never gonna know what it is?

[magicbone]

yep. pretty soon I'll start guessing.

[magicbone]

Jasper.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[magicbone]

Agamemnon!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I would consider changing it to that.

[magicbone]

Walter, Brecken, Jacques, Hayden, Oliver?

[disparages]

Why are you guessing stupid ones? William.

[magicbone]

because apparently it's worse than Pascal.

[disparages]

Who's Pascal?

[magicbone]

well um Blaise Pascal was a philosopher and a scientist and a pretty cool guy in general but it's also my middle name. like I said, Warren's is worse, so I have to know what it is.

[disparages]

It's like they doomed you guys to lives of social awkwardness.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

French mathematician.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oliver is Andrew's middle name dumbass.

[magicbone]

um duh. but wouldn't it be funny if you had the same one?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 

[magicbone]

it's cool. I'm sticking to Agamemnon.

[disparages]

what was wrong with your guys' parents?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh are you still here? Can I get some sort of countdown on how long that's gonna last?

[magicbone]

WARREN

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Please never stop saying that to me, it fills up an empty part of my soul every time dude.

[disparages]

And finally Jonathan's big mouth gives you one of my secrets instead of the other way around, huh? Go to hell.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

All in good time baby.