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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[magicbone]

I feel sick.

[magicbone]

well um you seem to know all of my friends and I don't know you, so. hi. I'm Jonathan. um welcome to Babylon, I guess.

[magicbone]

Warren

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah what.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure how much I know anyone right now. But hi.

[magicbone]

oh hey what's up. not much on my end BUT THIS IS PRETTY NEWS-WORTHY FOR YOU flaskdjfaldsfkadsfl oh my god.

[magicbone]

time is weird like that.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Sure. Time.

[magicbone]

um. it's not so bad! look at it this way, you've got a leg up on the rest of us. I think.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know things about things I know nothing about. Lucky me.

[magicbone]

sorry. I'll stop.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I think I like this one.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, it's not you're fault. It's all just... too much to process right now.

I shouldn't be here.

[magicbone]

no um, I get that. I felt like that when I first got here too. but don't say that. everyone's here for a reason. and it gets easier, it does. um. I promise.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was just starting to get a handle on things back home too.

Thank you.

[magicbone]

me too.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Sorry you got skinned alive. Or something.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
 
 
Is she hot.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah apparently a guy doesn't need skin to get revenge and some trim.

[magicbone]

this doesn't freak you out at all?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
Yeah right. Don't get too comfortable with that pity.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. If you overlook the evil insane witch thing.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was just trying to be polite or whatever because we're apparently not on opposite sides in a war anymore. It doesn't mean I want to be your friend or anything.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't realize you were conducting an impromptu therapy session.

[magicbone]

I was just asking a question, Warren.