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[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I have to say, my roommate probably beats all your roommates in the chest department.

Thanks for the wake-up show, Aya.

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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's almost like home.

Don't you prefer the girls in bikini to... whatever they wear where you're from?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Raincoats, mostly. So far I haven't seen any girls in bikinis. It's a tragedy.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

You should get out more. Someone's bound to be around pretty much everywhere.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I don't leave the apartment a lot. But I'm fine, really. You kind of get used to raincoats, yanno?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Sounds... like a truly dull existence.

But hey, if it gets your shirt off more.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I think the magical new internet they're trying to press on us mean it'll get a little easier. And I do get out sometimes. obviously I don't frequent the right places.

I'm Jacob Black, by the way. You can call me Jake, though.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, the www. Bringing the shy and professionally busy together since the early 90s. And then again the 2130s.

Veronica Mars. You can't call me Ronnie.

[changings.livejournal.com]

But I can call you Ronnie, right?

I can't believe this thing got a twenty-four trombone parade, it's basically just a myspace rip-off. What a future, right?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

If you want to be tazered where the sun doesn't shine.

Last I checked, it was around back in the 21st century too. But hey.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Figured I'd try. Veronica it is then!

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Good to know you, Jake.

Forgive me for asking, but, what are you, exactly?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Werewolf, give or take a few myths. What about you?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... Ahaha. Maybe I should give up paparazzing and start taking pictures of mythological creatures instead.

Human. Don't listen to any 09ers, I don't have horns.

[changings.livejournal.com]

You serious? Shit, I thought that question was all "one hideously dangerous breed of human to another." I'm trying to keep it on the down-low, mainly 'cause I don't want to scare people.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

If you consider P.I.s to be hideously dangerous. Sorry, I just saw you talking up there, and curiosity never killed the Veronica.

As long as you don't go biting me or anything, I think we're fine. Although you just said this in public.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Yes I did! My room-mate knows as well, as do the bloodsucking freaks from my home town who now live in my building. So it's not a vow of silence by any means, but it's still a little weird to actually say. Type. So just don't go around telling people about it, okay?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Scout's honor.

... vampires? You wouldn't stand up and pose with them, would you?

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'd really rather not. See, there's more of them than there is of me, so trying to kill them tends to work out badly on my side. At the moment, anyway. They're not trustworthy.

I was never a boyscout, but my dad and his friends kind of taught us all about that kind of stuff anyway.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Stand up and pose alone?

I only ever impersonated a girlscout. Does that count?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Hey sure - you're not secretly a swimsuit calendar scout, are you? Instead of a pretend girl scout? Oh man, I didn't mean for that to end up a pun, I swear.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

You'll find, if there's something I don't mind, it's punning. Even bad ones. ... maybe even especially bad ones.

And hey, there's a thought. Part swimsuit calendar scout, part private investigator.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd be good at it! It's all the same set of skills, just a different focus.


So why do you want to take a photo of me again?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

And a different set of morals.

I have a camera, and nobody's hiring me to find out of their husband is cheating on them with the pool boy.

[changings.livejournal.com]

We could always find someone with a husband and convince then he's been monkeying around so that they do, hey?

So what, are you going to dress me up first? I'm not just going to let you just take pictures of me. A man of my looks and charm doesn't work for free.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

There's a thought. Still, an entirely different set of morals.

What does he work for?