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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they made Starbuck into a fucking chick.

Hey is there any way to like petition for which universe they're gonna pull people from next? Because I may have some nominations. A spreadsheet. Actually.

You'd think that pulling people out of random exit points in their respective timelines would create paradoxes within each universe, fictional or not, which if the paradoxes didn't cause the space-time within each to collapse in on itself would at least cause different versions of events to have occurred. Different memories. You know.

But I guess it just says something about how much our stories are threaded into reality if nothing unravels when a thread is pulled. I don't think I'll give up on string theory just yet though.

Comments

[magicbone]

SINCE WHEN ARE THERE ELVES AT THE BATTLE OF HELM'S DEEP?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude who cares about that WHEN THEY RAPED FARAMIR BY SHOVING THE ONE RING UP HIS ASS AND MAKING HIM LIKE IT.

Gollum's pretty fucking sweet though.

[magicbone]

how did Shelob sting Frodo through his MITHRIL? WHY DO WE WATCH THESE MOVIES WARREN oh right because they're awesome!!!

yeah and the ents are really cool too.

[ex_wells219]

I dunno maybe we're like, Cylons of ourselves, clones, so in our worlds the stories go on but we can still be here? Also um. Hi. Jonathan said you weren't here?

[magicbone]

sorry.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So Starbuck is a chick and Cylons have clones? Aren't they just robots— Or are they like my robots?

Well he's been a little laid up, probably hasn't gotten out much lately.

[ex_wells219]

No no it's cool I just. Didn't know!

[magicbone]

yeah me neither. it's um. yeah.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, they're robotic clones. I mean they don't- they aren't. Quite like your robots!

...I guess not.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah...

[magicbone]

um. are you okay?

[ex_wells219]

I'm just fine! Hey, we should track down the Matrix movies...

[magicbone]

okay, cool beans. just checking! um, MATRIX YES, they have them here right? how cool would it be if Trinity was here?

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, there's um, a third one, too! It's pretty lame. We might be able to find it - you know I had trouble finding Star Wars? This place is crazy sometimes.

[magicbone]

um okay but Trinity was in it right? so can we watch it?

you had trouble finding...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

[magicbone]

WAIT. do you know which version of Episode IV do they have here? because that will like. settle it forever.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, I mean. Of course she's in it. Maybe Star Wars would be better!

[ex_wells219]

i can only find the new versions. like VI with Hayden edited in at the end. OH MAN THAT REMINDS ME, THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO CLERKS.

[magicbone]

oh man. Trinity.

either way! sorry that um I still can't really walk well.

[magicbone]

LAME, okay see this is why Han Solo needs to be here! so he can like. put Warren in a headlock or um something. CLERKS SEQUEL? WAS IT AS AWESOME AS THE FIRST ONE? aslfkjskljf I bet not, ahh how did I miss so much!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Shame. Galactica would be a much happier place if they were.

So that's a new look for you. With the tweed and the white hat and all.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Which he would because Han is just badass enough to do things like put people minding their own business in headlocks or OH SAY SHOOT FIRST.

[magicbone]

SHUT UP WARREN

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one trying to castrate Han Solo okay?

[magicbone]

um okay we've totally had this conversation before, why would Han shoot Greedo for no reason? it just doesn't make sense and um I'm not castrating him, we both love Han Solo okay and he's awesome and only shot Greedo because he HAD TO okay