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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

So I have to hand it to Mr. Petrelli... It wasn't as amazing as one of the Cohen holidays but it was up there.

School is lame and I need someone to help me out with Geometry because, according to Mr. Palmer, I'm "in serious danger" of failing.

Hello? I'm fictional? Why should it matter if I'm almost failing, it's not like grades should exist if I'm practically imaginary.

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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

While I don't want help and I'd rather do something to piss off Palmer to show him, that apparently doesn't fly in Babylon like it did in Newport. So yeah, I guess I need a "study buddy".

[magicbone]

oh. um. but it's actually useful, so you should um probably do your homework.

we're neighbors you know.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I know we are. I guess it works out, a little help with math and a ping pong competitor once I find somewhere with a ping pong table. (I'm checking out that lame rec center tomorrow and crossing my fingers.)

[magicbone]

oh um cool. it's a date then!

[magicbone]

askljfskl except not

[magicbone]

it's um. that's not what I meant. MATH AND PING PONG and you're like six years younger than me oh my god

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, no offense taken.

[magicbone]

um. okay good.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Besides, being old won't exactly stop me if I want you.

Which I don't. So crisis averted.

[magicbone]

 

[magicbone]

um.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, ping pong isn't my way of seducing you.

[magicbone]

akshfslkjfsfhalkfakhflkajveajf;elak um I didn't think it was oh my god

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Dude. You seriously should consider taking a chill pill.

[magicbone]

askjfj girls

[magicbone]

can't even. OKAY SO GEOMETRY

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, geometry. With the triangles and the perpendicular stuff or whatever.

Ugh, can't this be like the old times where my parents would pay for my grades and I can keep pretending like I care about my education?

[magicbone]

your parents paid for your grades.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Not all the time. Sometimes I could just flirt with my teacher enough to boost my grade to a pass.

[magicbone]

you what

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

What? Everyone in Newport did it. God knows that city's too dumb to actually pass high school using only their intelligence.

[magicbone]

asklfsjklfahlksjfh Newport sounds um. nice?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

You mean it sounds like a bunch of rich idiots who wave their money around instead of putting it to good use or proving they deserve to be that wealthy? Seriously, yogilates? And people actually paid for it?

[magicbone]

holy cats

[magicbone]

that's. good?