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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Loveable Californian blonde seeking male basketballplaying best friend. Preferably of Hearst College. Wouldn't be a drawback if you were called Wallace Fennel, either.

Wouldn't be adverse to finding a wicked computer hacking skilled female brunette either who goes by "Mac".

No? Anyone? Bueller?

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[changings.livejournal.com]

Fuck, I haven't played basketball in years. Will Rugby do?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Depends.

[changings.livejournal.com]

On what?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

On if you're on the market for a best friend, mostly.

[changings.livejournal.com]

...Yanno, now that I think about it, I guess I am.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Convenient!

I'd make a pun here, but the only thing I know about rugby is it's football without the padding and there's a position called 'Hooker'. I think I'd rather spare the world than pun right there.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I was always the wing-man, if that helps. My cousin's a Hooker, though.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Ka-ching! You just did it for me instead.

[changings.livejournal.com]

So are you the straight man in our comedy duo, or am I?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Which one do you wanna be?

[changings.livejournal.com]

You can be the straight man, I can get pretty fucking camp.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

With the walking around shirtless and all, who would've thunk it.

[changings.livejournal.com]

You keep dwelling on that fact. Dwelling's bad for the soul, Veronica.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I keep getting it shoved in my face in the shape of small 100x100 pixel squares. Kind of hard to stop dwelling, Jake~

[changings.livejournal.com]

I don't have any other ones.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I can make you some from the pictures I've been granted to take.

Oh, Photoshop. My one and only.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to put a shirt on for these pictures?

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Unless you want me to think you're just an exhibitionist, yes.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It's just I run a fair few degrees above room temperature, so clothing makes me uncomfortable. I mean, I wear pants. Usually.

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...

We can go someplace cold if you'd prefer?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Like a refrigerator? I'm kidding, I'm sure I can find a shirt somewhere.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those "if I even have one" situations?

[changings.livejournal.com]

We get like, money from the government, right?

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I'll take that as a no.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It just wasn't on my shopping list 'til now.