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[bialyhoos]

WHERE IS THE THEATRE

ALSO HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN A SWEATY ACCOUNTANT CARRYING A BLUE BLANKET?  IT'S IMPORTANT.

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[bialyhoos]

I SAID STOP LOOKING AT IT! SPEAK, LEO!

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Sorry, it had me in its sway.

Sometime today, actually! I have merely been organising some paperwork.

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I KNEW THEY WOULD PULL US THROUGH TOGETHER, LEO! Is Ulla here, HAVE YOU SEEN ULLA? NOTHING AND NO ONE WILL COME BETWEEN US THIS TIME AND WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PAPERWORK IS THERE TO ORGANIZE HERE? THERE ISN'T EVEN A THEATRE!

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Ulla might be here! I haven't seen her, though.

Well, I'm currently having accommodations arranged, but is there really no theatre? I must admit, I haven't seen a lot of little old ladies here, either.

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LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF US ARE GETTING LAID IN SWITZERLAND!

I haven't found one. IT'S A TRAGEDY! I SAY WE BUILD ONE WITH OUR BARE HANDS AND MORTAR MADE OUT OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, AND THEN









I WONDER WHAT PLAYS THEY HAVE HERE...

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It stands to reason that people would write plays about things like the nuclear apocalypse.

But Max, we haven't even properly moved in yet! Maybe we should settle in before returning to the producing business... or starting in the theatre-building business.

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IT STANDS TO REASON THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT! BYE BYE BABYLON, I CAN SEE IT NOW~

I DON'T CARE, LEO! A PRODUCER DOES NOT REST! THERE IS MUCH THAT YOU HAVE LEFT TO LEARN. WE DON'T REST EXCEPT WHEN WE'RE TIRED, AND ACTUALLY I'M TIRED SO PERHAPS THE MORTAR WILL HAVE TO WAIT, I HAVE AN APARTMENT IT'S NOT AS NICE AS OUR ONE IN NEW YORK YOU SHOULD VISIT THOUGH! Leo Leo Leo Leo Leo, dear sweet Leo. THERE IS SO MUCH WE COULD DO HERE. SO MUCH AND YOU'RE THINKING IT TOO, I KNOW YOU ARE!

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I'm actually quite tired too, it's been a very eventful day. They tried to quarantine my blue blanket! I have it back now, though. But I would quite like to come see your apartment, as long as I won't have to hide in the bathroom if any backers come by.

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NOT YOUR BLUE BLANKET! I'M GLAD YOU GOT IT BACK, LEO. GOD FORBID.

I TRIED TO GET THAT NICE "EUPHIE" GIRL TO BE A BACKER BUT NO DICE! THERE ARE NO BACKERS AND NO COPS AND NO ACCOUNTANTS EXCEPT YOU, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO LIKE IT HERE

BUT HOW WILL I MAKE MONEY? HOW, LEO, HOW

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That's what I said! Though I said 'my' instead of 'your'. It was quite traumatic, but I think they decided they were probably better off just letting me have it. Are there really no policemen? That doesn't sound like the basis for a good society.


You could always get another job, Max.

[bialyhoos]

I meant no policemen interested in what we do and I'M SORRY, GET ANOTHER WHAT NOW

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MY JOB IS TO BE A PRODUCER AND TO BE A PRODUCER I NEED TO HAVE BACKERS AND THAT IS MY JOB AND I WILL DO IT BECAUSE I AM MAX BIALYSTOCK, KING OF BROADWAY

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ALSO I'M A LITTLE LAZY

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I see. Well, we'll find the money somehow. And the theatre. And the play. And the director. And the cast.

MAX WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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LEO! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM OUR LIFE TOGETHER? IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE BUT THAT IS PART OF BEING A PRODUCER, AND NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE

WE CAN DO IT

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Max. There's no music, Max.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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MAX I DON'T HEAR ANY MUSIC.

[bialyhoos]

TRY, LEO, TRY!!!!!!!!!

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I'M TRYING!

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I FEEL EMPTY, LEO

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THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

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THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY AND I CAN'T, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MADNESS

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IT'S TIME FOR A REPRISE. HOW CAN YOU CONVINCE ME IF WE DON'T REPRISE?

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I DON'T KNOW AND WHEN YOU INEVITABLY BETRAY ME HOW WILL I EXPRESS MY INNER ANGUISH? LEO, LEO, DEAR SWEET LEO, WE'RE FUCKED, LEO