i.

[repent]

Geez, my life. One moment I'm getting my elegant on in 'Great bloody Britain' (you gotta imagine the toff accent) and the next thing they're telling me cheese ain't the only thing to come out of Switzerland, they also have huge freaking Domeworlds with Dystopia stamped all over them.

The fuck kind of place is this? And more to the point, fake sunlight - how the hell has it not been overrun by vamps already?

Still, free accommodation and internet. No cable but hey, two outta three ain't bad.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well, there goes the neighborhood!

[repent]

Nice to see you too, B. Must be busy, keeping the vamp population down all on your lonesome.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. All two of them are super fiesty. It takes all my free time just to make sure they aren't holding support meetings when I'm not looking.

[repent]

Sounds like a party. But there are demons, right? There's always demons.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

It's actually been pretty tame around here, aside from the whole "repopulate your species for great justice!" shtick.

Oh except for the part where Andrew's evil best friend is back from being the skinless wonder.

[repent]

Hey, I'm all over the repopulating, but I need some ass to kick or I'm gonna go crazy.

The guy Willow went all dark avenger on? I think I've heard this story.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well trouble usually follows you around, so something is bound to pop up.

That's the guy! It's so exciting. Like a high school reunion here.

[repent]

Even if it doesn't, one of us'll probably turn evil anyway. I'm hoping this time it's you.

Great, someone to beat up on. So's anyone else here? Dawn, yeah - but Spike? Giles? Angel?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too. I've always wanted an excuse to wear black nail polish and leather pants that lace up the sides!

That's a negative on all the scoobies and company. Just Dawnie and me.

[repent]

Oh come on, B, maybe you don't quite have the ass for them but it'd be an experience. I'm not into the whole 'mom' look, myself, but I could try it out.

We'll have to hang out then, do girly things. They got a gym here?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Skinless wonder, now there's a secret identity. Are you always this inspiring, Slayer? It's becoming so clear why the redeemed gather to you like you're a bitch in heat.

[repent]

It isn't so much 'gathering to' as like, 'happening to be in the same room as'?

[ex_wells219]

Or being tied to a chair for extended periods of time.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So you're saying it was the kink factor.

[ex_wells219]

Or um, not being able to go anywhere, Mister One Track Mind.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm just trying to understand.

Mister One Track Mind is sort of a redundant nickname. Besides, Skinless Wonder is you know, growing on me, where's a witch when you need one?

[repent]

Or a knife.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
That sounds more slippery than necessary.

[repent]

Slippery can be fun.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think I'm not wrong about the kink factor.

[magicbone]

WARREN COULD YOU SERIOUSLY NOT

[repent]

Hey, he's not entirely wrong, I'm all about the kink factor.

[ex_wells219]

Warren hasn't done anything evil, ok? Well, um in this world anyway.

[repent]

No sweat, I'm just playing. I'm not really into cyber anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey and I don't need a noble defender either, thanks.