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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I were back in Sunnydale!



Well, that didn't work. Hello, fellow citizens of this lovely and not at all oppressive human incubator, I am pleased to make your acquaintance! I hope you are all enjoying your procreating!

I don't suppose anyone could point me in the direction of Xander Harris. He's a handsome one-eyed lad whose physique has reaped the benefits of a career in construction without the obnoxious cat-calling to accompany it. I'm sure you've seen him around.

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Xander is angry and a ranking officer in the military? I don't understand. What about me? How was I the last time you saw me?

By the way, if you need someone to visit and mock your pain in a feeble attempt to distract you from it, I could do that!

[ex_wells219]

I kind of already have someone to do that, but come visit anyway. 'Cause you know, hospitals, and us. It'll be all nostalgic. We could find wheelchairs.

And Xander isn't actually in the military, though he has a pretty sweet centcom set up. Nick Fury's just this character with an eyepatch... As for you. Um, what do you remember? Because I don't. I mean I didn't actually see. But I bet it was really heroic!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

 
 
Oh. Oh. Did I die? But, but I had righteous bunny wrath on my side!

[ex_wells219]

I know, everyone was very surprised. There's um, a support group. Every Wednesday at Der Waffle Haus. You'd be in good company! Or, relatively good. Maybe, uh "good", you have to imagine me doing bunnyfingers here.

[ex_wells219]

That is to say, quotationmarkfingers.

[magicbone]

yeah um you can come to the meetings with us. me. but um all of us. yes.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

It's strange how upset I feel even though I am clearly not dead at present!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you, because this moment was not traumatising enough.

[ex_wells219]

Sorry.

[ex_wells219]

I think that's pretty normal. I cried a little when I saw your post. And at least you turned up in one piece!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I don't know. I'll wait to see if these feelings of loneliness and abandonment go away on their own. Are you asking me on a date?

[magicbone]

okay um good luck with that. also ghsfkjsfkjs no. I mean um, not that you're





but no um that's not what I meant.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Magnetic poetry makes you cry, Andrew. But. Thank you.

Oh my god, have people showed up in pieces?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Not that you aren't reasonably attractive for a tiny, stuttering man, but as both Salt and Pepa have elucidated, I got a man. Or, I did, before I died. I've still got a torch, anyway.

[magicbone]

thank you?


yeah. I'm sorry Xander isn't here.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

He will be!

[magicbone]

that's what I keep saying!

[ex_wells219]

Sometimes people come through wounded a bit, though I don't think there's been any little piles of body parts ala Resident Evil floating on through (the movie, not the game, because we do actually have the Redfields here which will be useful in case of impending viral zombie attack.) I don't know how their machine works, it's pretty random, but they haven't seemed to have pulled through anything inanimate or braindead. Though you never know, because now that I think about it they probably wouldn't give those an apartment or a computer or anything? And I'm going to stop talking about pieces of people now.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I think you actually stopped talking about information relevant to my question after the first nineteen words, you spaz attack.

Are they only bringing humans through, or are there members of the demon community here as well?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

You do? Oh. Do you want to ask Xander on a date? Were all of your dastardly hijinks a misguided attempt to get him to pay attention to you?!

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Hi, Anya.

[magicbone]

um, no! not quite. just um it'd be nice if he was here and fkjsfksj seriously no date, I'm not um a homewrecker.

[ex_wells219]

I got distracted. There are people here from books that are a little bit odd and/or a lot odd and I think Dante has a demon detection agency and obviously Buffy and Faith patrol and Rose Tyler was trying to do something too and a lot of people have special powers or tridents or whatever but I don't think there is really a demon community like there was over the Hellmouth. And my summoning stuff's pretty ineffectual. Not that I tried, like, to summon big demons! I just. Wanted to know. In case it became neccessary!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Dawnie, hey there! I fail to see anything in my post that wouldn't be appealing to all the five senses and possibly the sixth if one had such extrasensory perceptions.

[ex_wells219]

Also, you like girls.