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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dear Secret Santa,

I am a man of simple yet sophisticated tastes. My preferred cigars are Habanos (don't know if they have them in this world but you can't expect me to do all the work here, come on). Personal massages are an excellent nonmonetary gift (if you're a guy a gift certificate will have to do, sorry about the gender inequality). And I always, always welcome new methods of smiting my enemies. You're a talented bunch, go wild.

Sincerely,
Warren Mears


In other news, I have acquired a weapon of mass destruction. Her name is Tesla and okay, she's pretty much with the licking of faces right now but soon, soon she will be removing them. It's a work in progress, people.

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[bestchild.livejournal.com]

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Peterrrr! You should take me to the ball!

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[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't help but feel a striking sense of déjà vu.

But that's all right. I've handled it once, I can handle it again. Really.

The name's Mercutio. Just Mercutio.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

So I find it weird that while they've got this whole ball thingy set up, and the kids from the schools get to go, they're not looking for chaperones.

Guess it's because necking and butt-holding is encouraged around here, but kids?

Color me old fashioned but sometimes I think a girl should wait until she's out of college to start furthering the human race.

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[asinlessera.livejournal.com]

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Ah, happy birthday.

EEEEEI

[extremelybright.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE GO TO THE BALL WITH ME

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[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, how festive. It's nice to see all the children excited about something, even if it's just another sad attempt to get all the little chickies to make chicklets.

Aya-chan, Dawn, Andrew, Kanou-kun~! I hope to see you all there. You have that night off, sans Andrew who is an ex-employee and doesn't need to worry about little old me anyway.

ALSO, I wouldn't plan anything on Christmas Eve. We're going on a field trip. ♥

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[cleavered.livejournal.com]

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I wonder how Keiichi-kun is doing. I miss everyone, Mion, Rika-chan, Satoko-chan, Papa.

This all feels wrong.

Even He's not here.

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Does anyone know where you can get some cute dresses~?

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[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

Everyone who is sick of hearing about the ball say 'I'.

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[terrorization.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose a person like you would have a date for that ball yet, would you?

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Gun control here is surprisingly lax.

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[hihiou.livejournal.com]

OI! Ichigo. Here's some help, eh?

KUROSAKI ICHIGO IS NEEDIN A DATE FOR THIS DANCE THAT'S GOT SOME OF YA PISSY AND SHIT. Ain't matter if you're some guy or a girl or some shit, he ain't picky.

Careful though, he ain't never done nothin' before.

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If I gotta go to some stupid ass dance you're going too, Ichigo!
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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

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I wasn't planning on going but whatever. Maybe I'll see a fistfight and it'll be 'just like home'.

Haha, fat chance.


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Most people just ask. I got a doorbell ditch.

Sure, Jonathan. Consider yourself "plus one" for the ball.

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[pickpocket.livejournal.com]

Who knew breaking and entering could get someone a date to a ball! Is that normal for Babylon?


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He seems nice enough! A little... Um. Different? But that doesn't mean he can't be nice! Brother's different and he's one of the nicest people I know.

... Knew?

I wish it wasn't just me, Yunie and the praetor. Even with all these new people... It'll get lonely, won't it? Yunie doesn't have Tidus, and the rest of the Gullwings aren't around.

But they'll show up eventually! I know they will!

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[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

HEY SAMMY

NEED A FAVOR