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ghosthelp.livejournal.comhey kurama
thats awesome.
im going outside!
thats awesome.
im going outside!
May. 24th, 2008
ghosthelp.livejournal.com
ofthebeast.livejournal.comOh my, I didn't know babies were so helpless! It would be just horrid if something happened to them while they were in the care of complete strangers, don't you think?
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May. 24th, 2008 01:08 pmbendswater.livejournal.comIt's been a while since I've had to handle children! I don't know how I feel about this, especially since a lot of the tools are different here. They had to show me how to use their diapers so I could use them, as well as the bottles! We usually did things a lot differently while in the Water Tribe, but I think this is a lot easier. I never thought I would have to worry about having one of them here, but I'm happy! I hope we can do some good for these babies. It's not fair that they're being taken from their mothers, but I don't think arguing with it will help this part of things. If we argue, the babies might be neglected.
If anyone else needs help with their baby, I can help!
If anyone else needs help with their baby, I can help!
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magicboneattn: Andrew and Warren, you guys can totally both be the godfathers.
this is the most awesome project ever. I still don't really get why they're doing it? because these are peoples' kids, um it's a little messed up. but! I read somewhere that listening to heartbeats helps babies fall asleep, so. um. in case that helps anyone.
oh geez. um Cordelia, Buffy, did you get one?
this is the most awesome project ever. I still don't really get why they're doing it? because these are peoples' kids, um it's a little messed up. but! I read somewhere that listening to heartbeats helps babies fall asleep, so. um. in case that helps anyone.
oh geez. um Cordelia, Buffy, did you get one?
fourth entry.
May. 24th, 2008 01:27 pmflowbeautifully.livejournal.com[ Filter : Private ]
Because I certainly did not have enough responsibilities as it was.
This does not look hopeful.
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How does one soothe a fussy baby who has already been fed, bathed, and changed? She appears healthy, but remains restless no matter what I do.
Because I certainly did not have enough responsibilities as it was.
This does not look hopeful.
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How does one soothe a fussy baby who has already been fed, bathed, and changed? She appears healthy, but remains restless no matter what I do.
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May. 24th, 2008 01:30 pmkingofthunder.livejournal.comDear Babylon,
FUCK YOU
Sincerely,
Nue.
Because if taking care of it wasn't enough I also have to go to school while I've got a fucking infant in my apartment? Possibly two, since I know Sparkplug's not going to last five seconds when his comes ifnkdsfsadffjs9fs'saf
Yes I'M SORRY I STOPPED BOUNCING YOU WHILE I TOOK FIVE SECONDS FOR MYSELF please stop crying.
FUCK YOU
Sincerely,
Nue.
Because if taking care of it wasn't enough I also have to go to school while I've got a fucking infant in my apartment? Possibly two, since I know Sparkplug's not going to last five seconds when his comes ifnkdsfsadffjs9fs'saf
Yes I'M SORRY I STOPPED BOUNCING YOU WHILE I TOOK FIVE SECONDS FOR MYSELF please stop crying.
4............ orz
May. 24th, 2008 07:22 pmforourlife.livejournal.com(〃￣ω￣〃ゞ ...................
Σ(ﾟ□ﾟ;)AH!(｡□｡;)AH!(;ﾟ□ﾟ)WAHH!!
Σ(ﾟ□ﾟ;)AH!(｡□｡;)AH!(;ﾟ□ﾟ)WAHH!!
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May. 24th, 2008 07:24 pmtwelfthletter.livejournal.comRachel, there is a baby in the apartment.
I see others are getting them as well.
I see others are getting them as well.
lickthatdevil.livejournal.comi don't know what you people are bitching about, this isn't so bad. it's kinda nice. between me and bob i think we got her settled in just fine. but we're almost out of formula. hey, bobby, mind going to the store to get some? i think there's some other shit we need too.
yo, witch, you gonna come see your baby, or are ya already sick of visitation? at least come pay some child support.
yo, witch, you gonna come see your baby, or are ya already sick of visitation? at least come pay some child support.
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May. 24th, 2008 08:35 pmmemorially.livejournal.com[ Filter: Private ]
I did not, do not, and never will have parents. I know that, but also I know that if I was separated from the people I care about, even if it was for a little while, I would want to be taken care of. I would want to be looked after.
That is all I am doing. I dislike this whole situation; I don't want to have children, and to force this kind of burden is not wise, especially for someone of my age. I shouldn't have denied Near's help, but if I must take this responsibility upon myself, then I will.
And, I think I can always ask Kairi for help, if I am in desperation. She is very understanding.
I did not, do not, and never will have parents. I know that, but also I know that if I was separated from the people I care about, even if it was for a little while, I would want to be taken care of. I would want to be looked after.
That is all I am doing. I dislike this whole situation; I don't want to have children, and to force this kind of burden is not wise, especially for someone of my age. I shouldn't have denied Near's help, but if I must take this responsibility upon myself, then I will.
And, I think I can always ask Kairi for help, if I am in desperation. She is very understanding.
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May. 24th, 2008 08:41 pmsecondseated.livejournal.comthere's something outside my door in a little bed
its all pink
and squirmy.
its all pink
and squirmy.
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May. 24th, 2008 09:54 pmscienceexplains.livejournal.comThe baby's finally asleep - all it took was a bottle, a few Cole Porter songs, and about six hundred laps around the living room. I'm pleased to report, however, that no chemical sleep aids were required, and narrowly averting a potential case of infantile alcohol poisoning also means more beer for me. I think I've earned one.
Ishmael is guarding the cradle, and an onlooker who had no knowledge of the surrounding circumstances - that this child is not mine, that he is one of humanity's last chances of survival - might mistake this for a cozy domestic scene.
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It would seem that this experiment does not involve any sort of daycare, and God knows I can't leave Luke here with my roommate tomorrow. Would it be all right if I brought him into work?
Ishmael is guarding the cradle, and an onlooker who had no knowledge of the surrounding circumstances - that this child is not mine, that he is one of humanity's last chances of survival - might mistake this for a cozy domestic scene.
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It would seem that this experiment does not involve any sort of daycare, and God knows I can't leave Luke here with my roommate tomorrow. Would it be all right if I brought him into work?
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May. 24th, 2008 10:24 pmpostitsWhile a handful of you are in possession of a wealth of common sense, I don't trust most of the population of Babylon to know how to adequately care for a child. In order to save time and effort on my part, here are a few helpful tips.
Do not abandon, starve, shake, punch, kick, stab, shoot, or throw your baby out a window. In addition, babies do not drink alcohol. And I know it's a sad world when I have to actually say this in all seriousness.
Make sure your baby is well fed but not overfed. Keep them clean, warm, and never leave them from your sight.
Sometimes, babies just need to cry. It strengthens their lungs. Moreover, it's the only way they know how to communicate. If your baby will not stop crying, resist the urge to take any of the aforementioned desperate measures, you group of hot-headed fuck ups. If it goes on for too long and becomes a concern, or you think the baby is ill or injured in any way, I'm sure our competent and welcoming hospital staff would be nothing if not helpful.
Remember, this is someone's child. I would think there would be dire consequences for anyone who knowingly harms it.
If you feel that you are unfit to parent this child, I have not been assigned one and would be willing to help in any way that I can. The endangerment of a child is the most despicable act of this world and every other. I would hate to see it happen. Consider this a preventative measure.
Mason, Daisy, Georgia, notify me the moment you get yours. I don't trust any of you with kids.
Do not abandon, starve, shake, punch, kick, stab, shoot, or throw your baby out a window. In addition, babies do not drink alcohol. And I know it's a sad world when I have to actually say this in all seriousness.
Make sure your baby is well fed but not overfed. Keep them clean, warm, and never leave them from your sight.
Sometimes, babies just need to cry. It strengthens their lungs. Moreover, it's the only way they know how to communicate. If your baby will not stop crying, resist the urge to take any of the aforementioned desperate measures, you group of hot-headed fuck ups. If it goes on for too long and becomes a concern, or you think the baby is ill or injured in any way, I'm sure our competent and welcoming hospital staff would be nothing if not helpful.
Remember, this is someone's child. I would think there would be dire consequences for anyone who knowingly harms it.
If you feel that you are unfit to parent this child, I have not been assigned one and would be willing to help in any way that I can. The endangerment of a child is the most despicable act of this world and every other. I would hate to see it happen. Consider this a preventative measure.
Mason, Daisy, Georgia, notify me the moment you get yours. I don't trust any of you with kids.