An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[disparages]

Hey, no offense. You just don't exactly fit her usual MO of brooding pretty boy with over-producted hair and sharp teeth.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I fit... exactly one of those. Think that's good enough?

[disparages]

It's usually good enough for me, but you'll have to double check with her tastes.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Good enough to avoid getting thrown out a window? That's all I'm looking for, because my insurance doesn't cover that.

[disparages]

Don't worry, Angel is strictly NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. But Buffy might if you try anything fishy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

There is no fishiness here! I don't even like tuna. OR MARINATED HALIBUT, GUS, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

[disparages]

Then you'll probably be fine! Though I'd stay on the first floor if you ever decide to try anything evil.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

You'll only have to worry about that if my father shows up.

And even then, the most evil I get is usually borrowing his stuff without asking.

[disparages]

Yeah, Buffy might get mad about that. She's kinda jumpy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Just trust me on this: after what that man has put me through, I have earned the right to his tools.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. They have good insurance here.

[disparages]

He looks pretty harmless, Angel.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

He reminds me a little of Lorne.

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Minus the green. Think he sings? Because the new office is definitely lacking the atmosphere of his karaoke nights.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

We could ask. I don't think we'll ever get a guy like Lorne around here again, but this guy seems willing to make the same amount of noise as him.

[disparages]

Hey. I got you, didn't I? I figure everyone will show up sooner or later and you can't be slacking off on Angel Investigations when they do!

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be bad to have some replacements, would it? Especially if this guy communes with the spirits. Right up our alley.

[disparages]

Oh, "replacements", huh?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Temporary ones, of course. There won't be anything like that. You know that, but we can't get started up without a staff. I guess I got used to a bunch of people working with me. And it's not like I can really ask Buffy to loan me a bunch of her people.

[disparages]

Well, bucko, you can't just grab a nerdy girl, a Brit, a street fighter and a singing sensation and just make a surrogate team while we wait! I'm pretty sure their feelings would get hurt.

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"Communes with spirits", huh?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

It's what he told me.

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um Hello? I'm still here aren't I?? Let's not be all in a rush to replace me!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

For what it's worth, I sing LIKE A BIRD. So does Gus! We were on American Duos together.

[disparages]

No way! I want to hear!