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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

We'll see. I mean, clearly I won't be needing one for any date nights since I was knocked up by some deadbeat who's never around to engage in further impregnating opportunities, not to mention being there for our child. But I could still have a social life, right?

[ex_wells219]

You are talking about a fake child... right?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Obviously, Andrew.

[ex_wells219]

Eheheh, it's just I wouldn't volunteer for you know, a real baby. Unless it was really cute! And quiet! But even then. Anyway seriously, uh if you have to go jobhunting I'll look after it.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Don't need to go job-hunting! I do have to go to the bank, though. It shouldn't be too challenging, if you can get a loan then anyone can, right! And then I'm heading to the government offices!

[ex_wells219]

Ummm why are you getting a loan? I mean they don't really let you buy houses here and they probably won't give you money unless you want to start a business or buy property or something...

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Ding ding ding! I'm going to start a business and the government is going to pay me to run it!

[ex_wells219]

Oh wow, does that mean we're going to be rivals? Business rivals? You know, sharp glares in the line to the bank, trying to outdo each other's window displays, you running your store down the street, sending innocent-looking spies to browse my shop see how I'm pricing my comics compared to your...


Uh. What are you gonna sell, anyway?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I don't think our patrons will have that much overlap.

I'm not telling! I don't want to jinx it! At least until everything is approved, and then I will force you into slave labour for the box-carrying portion of setting up my new business.

[ex_wells219]

Heavy things is really more Buffy's schtick, I'm kinda better at the pleasant massage side of slave labour.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Check out Team fucking Overreaction.

[ex_aint86]

Just keepin the doctor from smacking you halfway across the city, not that I wouldn't mind seeing that myself, but it wouldn't be a good start to the life he's gonna be settlin into here. Plus then you'd probably do somethin nasty to him and River here would have to kill you and in general it's just a mess I ain't got no interest in cleaning up. Got it?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Quiet, bond servant! You will all be my slaves, and I alone will divvy up your tasks!
 
 
 
 
How good are you with feet? I like to wear heels.

[ex_wells219]

Wow, Anya, that's um. Kinda kinky.


Decent~!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh could she do that?

You know you're giving me a lot of credit for nasty considering that as your friend says you don't even know me.

[disparages]

A little tough for me to picture, I guess.

[ex_aint86]

She can look out for herself, let's just keep it at that. And I know we ain't been properly introduced but I think I know enough about you to be goin on with, "死不要脸".

[doctorish]

Good to know.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh. My babelfish tells me she's an interesting girl.

[ex_aint86]

That she is, but you're gonna have to take your babelfish's word for it.

[ex_aint86]

Dab hand at machinery, but River's said some things about him that make me somewhat wary, if you get me.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Are you done? I don't like it when you comment in my posts. You killed Tara, and she was my friend.

[doctorish]

I get you. I'll check him off my list of things I need to catch up on.

[magicbone]

and it just got awkward.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know, the witch already gave me this speech before helping me get rid of that pesky epidermis of mine so if you could just spare me.