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[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I have to say, my roommate probably beats all your roommates in the chest department.

Thanks for the wake-up show, Aya.

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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I'll say. Rawr.

Keep your shirt on or they might arrest you for indecent exposure.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I wear pants! 'Sides, it's really hot around here and it pretty much never rains, which sucks balls.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Foreplay in my post. Great.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Sorry to disappoint, kid, but I'm on the waiting team.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

How old are you?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Seventeen, as though it's any of your business.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Isn't waiting kind of, I don't know, against youth?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Not when there's someone you're meant to be with.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Man, you sound like someone I know. Live a little.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I live plenty, I just don't get my jollies checking out my room-mate.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

But isn't that kind of the point?

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

I thought you were younger, Black.

[changings.livejournal.com]

You probably thought wrong, leech.

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't think so.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you think.

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope you aren't losing your temper over this.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's almost like home.

Don't you prefer the girls in bikini to... whatever they wear where you're from?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Raincoats, mostly. So far I haven't seen any girls in bikinis. It's a tragedy.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

You should get out more. Someone's bound to be around pretty much everywhere.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I don't leave the apartment a lot. But I'm fine, really. You kind of get used to raincoats, yanno?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Sounds... like a truly dull existence.

But hey, if it gets your shirt off more.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I think the magical new internet they're trying to press on us mean it'll get a little easier. And I do get out sometimes. obviously I don't frequent the right places.

I'm Jacob Black, by the way. You can call me Jake, though.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, the www. Bringing the shy and professionally busy together since the early 90s. And then again the 2130s.

Veronica Mars. You can't call me Ronnie.

[changings.livejournal.com]

But I can call you Ronnie, right?

I can't believe this thing got a twenty-four trombone parade, it's basically just a myspace rip-off. What a future, right?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

If you want to be tazered where the sun doesn't shine.

Last I checked, it was around back in the 21st century too. But hey.