An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

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Poor Buffy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Cordelia! That's cold. :( And here I thought we were getting along so well.

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Hey, no offense. You just don't exactly fit her usual MO of brooding pretty boy with over-producted hair and sharp teeth.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I fit... exactly one of those. Think that's good enough?

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It's usually good enough for me, but you'll have to double check with her tastes.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Good enough to avoid getting thrown out a window? That's all I'm looking for, because my insurance doesn't cover that.

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Don't worry, Angel is strictly NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. But Buffy might if you try anything fishy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

There is no fishiness here! I don't even like tuna. OR MARINATED HALIBUT, GUS, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

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Then you'll probably be fine! Though I'd stay on the first floor if you ever decide to try anything evil.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

You'll only have to worry about that if my father shows up.

And even then, the most evil I get is usually borrowing his stuff without asking.

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Yeah, Buffy might get mad about that. She's kinda jumpy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Just trust me on this: after what that man has put me through, I have earned the right to his tools.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. They have good insurance here.

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He looks pretty harmless, Angel.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

He reminds me a little of Lorne.

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Minus the green. Think he sings? Because the new office is definitely lacking the atmosphere of his karaoke nights.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

We could ask. I don't think we'll ever get a guy like Lorne around here again, but this guy seems willing to make the same amount of noise as him.

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Hey. I got you, didn't I? I figure everyone will show up sooner or later and you can't be slacking off on Angel Investigations when they do!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

For what it's worth, I sing LIKE A BIRD. So does Gus! We were on American Duos together.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

CORDELIA!

Shawn, it's Cordelia! Oh man, it sucked when Whedon wrote her off. And the show was canceled the following season. Coincidence? I think not.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Oh man, she's with this group, too? I didn't reali

WAIT IS SHE THE ONE WITH THE BLACK GODDESS WORM-FACE BABY THING?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Shawn, Jasmine was only around for one season. Get with the program.

But yes. I'd check on what point in canon this Cordelia comes from, though. Buffy!verse Cordelia and Angel!verse Cordy are very different characters. And the goddess thing doesn't happen until season four, after Cordelia is tricked into becoming part demon to help cope with the pain of her visions.

Oh, right. Cordelia is an actual psychic. Also, she likes shoes. A lot.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, she's talking with that Angel guy about their agency, so... I'm guessing "Angel!verse." And I can't believe I used those words.

Wait, she's psychic, too? Why didn't she tell me that? Why didn't YOU tell me that!? Gus, I'm going to need to be careful, here!! There are people here who actually KNOW things, it's not like back home!

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's Angel!verse. If she's still talking about their agency, then you're probably at least looking at a pre-season five Cordy. After she gave birth to Jasmine, she was in a coma, and was gone for the entire season. Except for the 100th episode, where she came back and then died.

Oh, man, Shawn. I wish I had my DVD's with me. You're Welcome is such a good episode. Note: pack a 'best of' compilation for my next inter-dimensional preparation kit.

She's not psychic the same way you pretend to be. She has visions when The Powers That Be want to warn Angel about dangerous stuff. She got the visions from making out with Doyle, before he died.

That was a great episode, too. A real tear-jerker.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm starting to wish you had them, too. They would make all of this a lot easier. Even if I still think it's completely ridiculous that you learned this stuff voluntarily on your own free time.

The important question here: Can Worm-baby warn Vampire Guy about me? From the Powers Whatever?