AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a psychic, and I work with the police department. Or, I did, back in Santa Barbara. Here I just... detect.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

Although now that I think about it, there are like a dozen places that are totally better than this.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

A dozen places that are worse, too!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's true. The second-floor men's bathroom at the SBPD, for example. Yikes.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't go to the bathroom together, so no, not everything.

[Filter: Harry Dresden]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not a practitioner, I'm a psychic.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Right. Personal space. Got it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And what have you detected so far here, Spence?

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

No, sorry, you aren't. To be psychic, one has to manipulate certain energies in order to gain access to someone else's skull, and as far as I can tell, you have no special energies floating around you.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! The school showers after they haven't been cleaned for a week...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Plus Gus gets totally crazy if I try to go in there when he's there. He says it "messes with his system" or something.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of expanding into scones, depending on how things go the first week. There's a recipe I want to try. Almond infused bread with a light orange glaze.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

It'd mess with my system too.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

My dad's fishing boat.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Almond infused bread? That doesn't even sound real.

Also: have you considered a pineapple glaze?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but we here at Psych find that not all agencies are suited to address everyone's needs.

Do you need help addressing any needs, Ms. Kyle?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Any paranormal needs, I mean. Of the paranormal nature. Which we specialize in. Psychically.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, we only opened up today, Sel, and most of the day was getting our totally rocking office in order. I did sense that the TV looks better in the corner, though, does that count?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No, just curious. And Selina is fine. Guessing you're Gus?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

See, I don't get that. Girls do it all the time! We can't we?

I mean, we as men, not you and me. I don't know you that well yet.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Which suits me just fine, kid.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

That's Gus time, Shawn. Gus time.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

The laundromat!

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I am! Burton Guster, co-owner of this fine agency. Gus for short.

It's very nice to meet you, Selina.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Oh, very impressive, Spence.

It's funny, talking to you, I could almost swear I sense something. About... pineapple? Weird.