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I fit... exactly one of those. Think that's good enough?

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I hate this game!

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dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com

Who!

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It's usually good enough for me, but you'll have to double check with her tastes.

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Good enough to avoid getting thrown out a window? That's all I'm looking for, because my insurance doesn't cover that.

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I'm not sure. I was just told to expect someone. I think he name is Tear?

Does it matter?

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CORDELIA!

Shawn, it's Cordelia! Oh man, it sucked when Whedon wrote her off. And the show was canceled the following season. Coincidence? I think not.

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Oh man, she's with this group, too? I didn't reali

WAIT IS SHE THE ONE WITH THE BLACK GODDESS WORM-FACE BABY THING?

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dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com

She's a female, who is going to be living with you! Of course it matters.

When can I come over to meet and sullenly glare at her?

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Don't worry, Angel is strictly NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. But Buffy might if you try anything fishy.

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Um...

What's this guy's name, Shawn?

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You could say that.

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Jonathan Levinson. While I was waiting for you I found out that he was killed by Andrew Wells, one of the other guys, but I guess he... got over that because they're friends now. Which, wow, considering the dude stabbed him in the stomach.

Gus, I have an important question for you.

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Don't worry. They have good insurance here.

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Oh! Say no more! I've sensed the truth.

Dude, you don't need to worry about me. But nice job on the spin-off.

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There is no fishiness here! I don't even like tuna. OR MARINATED HALIBUT, GUS, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

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1) Some of those were Sci-fi and Fantasy conventions, Shawn. They're cultural.

(Wait, you thought I was paying the rent? I thought you were paying it. Huh.)

...that is a valid point. No one ever listens to Jimmy Olsen until it's too late.

Oh, God. Shawn. I don't want to be this world's Jimmy Olsen.

2) You're serious.

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I haven't really looked into it.

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Well, I've sensed that it was a pretty big success, so nice going!

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Anya! What the heck? You don't see my glaring at your roommate do you?

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Xander! Buffy's best male friend! They met in high school! Sunnydale High. Um, because Buffy is fantastic friend material? She can protect you from vampires, Shawn. Who wouldn't join that crew?

...Shawn. Do you think they'd let me join their crew?

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Sensed, huh?

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1) Okay, this discussion is seriously over. Gus, I think it's time you embraced this side of yourself. I mean... some girls somewhere must like it, right?

(I put your name on the lease for a reason, man.)

If I knew who that was, Gus, I'm sure I would agree with you. But the point is, we don't have to be! We can carve out something for ourselves, here? Are you with me or what? I can't do this without you!!

2) Totally serious. Come on, fill me in.

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Excuse me?

Are you forgetting that you already HAVE a crew? You're not a free agent! You can't just join another crew! That's not the way it works! This is a lifetime thing here.

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